The Kingdom of Womble 43 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.884 billion Womble 43ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Womble 43ian economy, worth 486 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 44,718 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 43's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 43 is ranked 227,534^th in the world and 1,489^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.